Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed (Becky,)!

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 12:49:32

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED (or for the ones who work in special ed)

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and

Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why.

Bob

Post 2 by Glenja (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 15:29:42

Very funny, I like these a lot.

How about this one…

Addictive personality: Rudolph, the red-nosed from drinking reindeer.

Post 3 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 17:34:44

number 5 fits me. does this mean i am disturbed?

Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 17:43:27

Hmmm,

Post 5 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 23:13:40

:P do you really want us to answer that?

Post 6 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 23:15:59

of course i do smart ass hehehehehe